spinster in training

who do i think i am?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:25:24 -0500

matthew: where are you going? me: well right now I'm going to the bathroom. if you wanna wipe me...

i think i want to be a cult leader when i grow up.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:56:45 -0500

(via synecdoche)

"Baby I want to see you tonight I know it’s late I don’t want to fight I’m at a party Where am I?..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:21:20 -0500

“Baby I want to see you tonight I know it’s late I don’t want to fight I’m at a party Where...

i dont think ive ever been happier to go home

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:19:41 -0500

i cant wait to just lie around my moms new house i cant wait to play with my bro and all his dumb...

theonlyamaris: yunjae: dirtyprettything: I need to make...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:03:18 -0500

theonlyamaris:

yunjae:

dirtyprettything:

I need to make myself one of these

indeed.

copycats: wordsbycodi: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:57:34 -0500

copycats:

wordsbycodi:

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul Simon cover)
by THE MUPPETS?!

mckena: majorfashion:(via rockandroses)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:54:17 -0500

mckena:

majorfashion:(via rockandroses)

so even though ive bitched a lot.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:45:01 -0500

i def have the best job ever. were going to EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!! and im gonna see this… and...

"I think everybody should be nice to everybody."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:36:56 -0500

““I think everybody should be nice to everybody.”” - Andy Warhol (via kari-shma) (via...

my mom really cant get any cooler

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:52:55 -0500

when I was eight and my bro we six I got a copy of the stray cats album and my bro got a copy of...

woah.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:00:14 -0500

me: let's get pizza me: ooo but I don't have quatros number me: oh! But I can google it on my...

I need to find these men.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:12:36 -0500

I need to find these men.

i remember why i dont get that drunk anymore!

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:50:12 -0500

because I: -fight -ruin friendships -cry in the street -get ahold of ex bfs -make a complete ass out...

"Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are."

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:33:59 -0500

““Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they...

tinycastles: liquidnight: “I came upon twin fawns in the...

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:43:21 -0500

tinycastles:

liquidnight:

“I came upon twin fawns in the display case of a mom and pop toy and science store in Kansas City, Missouri. It took me two years to win the trust of the shop owner and save the money to buy them. A taxidermist spotted a dead deer by the side of the road. He stopped to properly dispose of the body and realized she was pregnant. He opened her and found near full-term twin fawns, he removed and preserved them.

Deer rarely have twins and the taxidermist retained the uterine gesture of their bodies. I built them a vitrine with a light blue base. Their prematurity exaggerates the delicacy of an incredibly sweet thing. The points of their hooves, the length of their lashes, the spots of their hides, nose to small nose in an ur-cartoonish realism … Viewers’ eyes trick them into believing the fawns are breathing. The tragedy of beauty is its transience.

The twins live forever in their own demise. They are sleeping beauties.They have been muses since I first saw them … We dress death in lilies and bronze the names of our dead sons on walls. We erect altars of toys and hold candlelight vigils to express hope. My twin fawns sleep endlessly on their baby blue block in my studio. The twins never opened their eyes yet their wondrous fatality evokes an acceptable alternative to death.”

— Peregrine Honig

[via Ravishing Beasts]

Thank you Jill. But I could honestly die after this.

deadgirls: digitalbath: arrachecoeur: Jane Birkin &...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:57:55 -0500

deadgirls:

digitalbath:

arrachecoeur:

Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg

those are the ones who created charlotte gainsbourg? no wonder she’s a babe

mario lopez is the dog who saved christmas?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:46:31 -0500

wow slaters hit some hard times

robotindisguise: RIP Ol’ Dirty Bastard a.k.a ODB a.k.a Big...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:37:06 -0500

robotindisguise:

RIP Ol’ Dirty Bastard a.k.a ODB a.k.a Big Baby Jesus, Sweet Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt a.k.a Dirt Dog a.k.a Russell Jones a.k.a Osirus (Osirus the father) a.k.a Joe Bananas. a.k.a Ol’ Dirt Schultz. a.k.a Hasaan. a.k.a Ill Irving the Murderer a.k.a The BZA a.k.a The Drunken Master Styles a.k.a Ason Jones, Ason Unique a.k.aRain Man.

Died too young 5 years ago taday.

how the FUCK did liberty and jt get it on?!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:00:21 -0500

she’s the definition of alpha female and he’s the definition of big weak pussy. the...

arent you jealous?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:29:27 -0500

My bank current bank statement is a great depiction of my current life: -verizon -walgreens -taco...