spinster in training

oh my god shes so cool i love hanging out with her. oh my god shes so good in bed i love sleeping with her. oh my god shes so funny i love talking to her. oh my god shes so tough i love partying with her. oh my god shes so amazing i love ditching her for the next broad.

AND WE WONDER WHY IM JADED?!?!?!?!?!