December 2011
6 posts
i wanna be her...sometimes...
peggy (king of the hill): hey sleepyhead! you never sleep late than me! i thought you were dead, and it made me realize how much i love you.
“I’ve never seen My Fair Lady. It’s Audrey Hepburn, right? I can’t stand Audrey...”
– Chloe Sevigny (via dontletthemin) she’s so right! breakfast at tiffany’s portrays woman as being self-absorbed, shallow and ego-centric. (via ohchloesevigny
)
martinismocha:
Christ, I get it, I fucked up.
Here, a bunch of new ways to say it:
Que jodido. Vous merdé. كنت استغل تصل. Que fotut. Vostede fodido. Μπορείτε σκάτωσε.
July 2011
2 posts
what an asshole.
me: ( dont even remember but something about dollars and lines)
guy in the kitchen: well only if were gonna be snortin some shit
me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ID SNORT SHIT THROUGH ANYTHING LESS THAN A 20?!
June 2011
18 posts
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath (The Bell Jar)
i think next year im going to try to avoid...
and rely on dumpster diving and scraps left over at work. adultstylee.
“Being strong and independent doesn’t mean you are invincible and don’t have...”
– renee ruin (via theboobsmilk)
lather. rinse. REPEAT.
oh my god shes so cool i love hanging out with her. oh my god shes so good in bed i love sleeping with her. oh my god shes so funny i love talking to her. oh my god shes so tough i love partying with her. oh my god shes so amazing i love ditching her for the next broad.
AND WE WONDER WHY IM JADED?!?!?!?!?!
May 2011
17 posts
January 2011
10 posts
Gameboy condoms:
charlottefive:
ary:
syksy:
icanseerightthroughyou:
Ben Marsh created these Nintendo inspired condom packages for a sexual health campaign.
oh my.
always reblog
lol at large being ‘donkey shlong’
Amazing
MUST HAVE
OH FUCK DO I LOVE MYSELF.