spinster in training

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

i haven't drank since sunday

synecdoche: I’M SO BORED. i don’t understand what people do during the day when they’re not...

Oct 1st

whats brown and rhymes with dr. dre?

snoop.

Oct 1st

jesusislove: youveinspiredme:goodluckspider:ryancyrus: ...

Oct 1st

kittens kittens kittens

peacocktina: mon: i dont really understand how girls put them in their mouths me: yeah how do...

Oct 1st

i miss my baby broder…

Oct 1st

TONIGHT!

Oct 1st

yo chicagoans!

remember those mancow commercials for eagle auto insuarance? you know the one where hes driving and...

Oct 1st

mcdavis: evangotlib: inothernews: DEADLY APPROACH A...

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

is life just a perpetual wait for the...

Oct 1st

maybs my new fave bike site?

Oct 1st

ohhhhh american apparel youve truly outdumbed yourself this...

Oct 1st

dear facebook,

stop it. hug request? really? stop.

Oct 1st

yay friends!

me: thanks again.
aaron: what for, its what friends do.
me: just as long as you wouldve beat him up is he said yes.
aaron: it woulda been brutal.

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

screaming females (who will be in STL next...

Oct 1st

i like that pandora apologizes when i...

Oct 1st

babybitch: Ben has set the bar high. It first started with...

Oct 1st

itsalwayssunny: Free IASIP pumpkin carving templates. ...

Oct 1st

mittenstategirl: uneditedpeace: (via papertissue) I don’t...

Oct 1st

“like, who farts in someone elses bathtub when theyre...”
— ashley…freak.

Oct 1st

“is it really bad that i think they look wayyy better before...”
— yours truly

Sep 30th

heres my vote on the whole relationship...

congrats! im glad youre all happy! i like your significant others, what i dont like, however, is the...

Sep 30th

babybitch: (via supersonicelectronic)

Sep 30th

GPOYW-miss these betches

Sep 30th

(via dirtylittlestylewhore)

Sep 30th

ROLLBACK WHOPPER WEDNESDAY!!!

(im fat)

Sep 30th

and this is why i shouldnt make the same...

my co worker just made a manhattan with…wait for it…J&B…which is a SCOTCH and...

Sep 30th

am i a horrible person?

me: whos that guy you work with. with the longish hair?
him: _____
me: gay?
him: girlfriend
me: not a problem.

Sep 29th

“you are everything i dont want to be.”
— morgan…in refernce to a...

Sep 29th

“thats for your booger”
— lauren handing me a napkin at...

Sep 28th

did this just happen?

me: woah it smells like sewage...i dont think i farted...
carissa: i dont think its my breath...

Sep 27th

CANT WAIT!!!

Sep 24th

Listen

attnwh0re83: Big Country - In A Big Country I will forever love cheesy 80’s hits such as this. ...

Sep 24th

its so much better having a blackberry

Sep 24th

robotindisguise: For Quinn suicideblonde: bohemea: Lily...

Sep 22nd

lookbookdotnu: the journey is his lourdes?

Sep 22nd

need.

Sep 22nd

Listen

fuckyeahhappy: A Whole New World-Aladdin and Jasmine

Sep 22nd

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

Sep 22nd

yvynyl: Pitchfork reblog: Devendra Banhart Rambles About...

Sep 22nd

i really really really miss jonsey

Sep 22nd

Sep 22nd

Sep 22nd

happy bday carissa!

Sep 20th

trying to find ashleys drunk roomie who...

ashley: can i use your car?
brynna: where are you going?
ashley: i dont know...

Sep 20th

as ridiculous as it sounds its really awesome seeing the...

Sep 17th

Well, the important thing is that while this person is...

Sep 17th

NEED.

Sep 17th

hi. youre my idol. we could totz be besties. and we will.

Sep 17th

208. ALL WE NEED IS NOT LOVE. WE ALSO...

(via gotwisdom)

Sep 17th

someone buy me this…i need it in my life always

Sep 17th

monica-1 salad-0 FACE.

Sep 17th

realrealsoft: yes or no? what. the. FUCK.

Sep 17th

fuck roadhouse and baby.

Sep 15th

(via fuckyeahtattoos) this. is. a. tattoo????????? awesome.

Sep 15th

lookbookdotnu: Red giant Balenciaga  coolest eyes everrrrrr

Sep 15th

unicornology: flickflickflicker:(via...

Sep 15th

“i am a ten. i probably could go down to a size six. but...”
— nene…luh you gurl

Sep 15th

“i dont wanna look like i came from the nineteen ninetys!”
— some little stoopid brat girl...

Sep 15th

the best comment

“lets get drunk and make out and blow coke off a whore in a chicago alley then i’ll call...

Sep 15th

highlights from this weekend

-being in chicago -dancing with ashley and acting like it was basically our wedding -not spending...

Sep 14th

carbondales got it on lock

So apparently they only go through 12 bottles of liquor for the same size wedding…we went...

Sep 13th

these are just my new fall boots…no big deal

Sep 10th

oh heeeeyyyy papi

Sep 10th

(via fuckyeahskinnybitch)

Sep 10th

Listen

dress you up in my love all over all over

Sep 10th

Ordered by most used: love life fuck fucking time people...

Sep 10th

pretty fucking impressive

me: anthrax is on married with children
ray: house party episode!

Sep 9th

(via fuckyeahhappy)

Sep 5th

Listen

theres many colors in the homo rainbow!!!

Sep 5th

fabiogiolito: Tumblr

Sep 5th

i love my friends but hate my profile…hey...

Sep 3rd

today im rockin my newly found/made...

Sep 3rd

Sunday Sexday.

Me: Reading JuliawhatsherfaceAllison's twitter out loud to Monica. "TK & I had a discussion ab women who cry during sex: I say it's normal, an outgrowth of emotions after orgasm".
Me: Are you fucking kidding me. That's weird. Who cries during sex.
Monica: Only people who were raped a lot.
tell it like it is woman.

Sep 3rd

oh hey new bestie…

Sep 3rd

GPOYT because i missed W- terrified at olivias alcohol...

Sep 3rd

i knew this was amazing biking music!!!

Sep 3rd

deadgirls: quitepeculiar: (via ronldco) LOVE lily....

Sep 3rd

this is me this fall season

Sep 3rd

guuuuyyyysssss…stop it.

Sep 3rd

“theres the cute girl with the cute glasses!!! yeah! remember...”
— sme crazy lady at the store

Sep 1st

deadgirls: visualizeus: … - vacation confessions

Sep 1st

midday beers, music, shit talking and...

Sep 1st

Listen

DJ play that shit by my idol amanda blank

Sep 1st

me: woah is that a girl?!
brynna: no thats a basketball player.

Sep 1st

wife swap!

fat wife: i think its sad you have to be hot, juicy...
hot wife: i never said juicy.

Sep 1st