December 2011
6 posts
i wanna be her...sometimes...
peggy (king of the hill): hey sleepyhead! you never sleep late than me! i thought you were dead, and it made me realize how much i love you.
Dec 28th
Dec 16th
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“I’ve never seen My Fair Lady. It’s Audrey Hepburn, right? I can’t stand Audrey...”
– Chloe Sevigny (via dontletthemin) she’s so right! breakfast at tiffany’s portrays woman as being self-absorbed, shallow and ego-centric.  (via ohchloesevigny )
Dec 16th
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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martinismocha: Christ, I get it, I fucked up.  Here, a bunch of new ways to say it: Que jodido. Vous merdé. كنت استغل تصل. Que fotut. Vostede fodido. Μπορείτε σκάτωσε. 
Dec 1st
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July 2011
2 posts
Jul 6th
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what an asshole.
me: ( dont even remember but something about dollars and lines)
guy in the kitchen: well only if were gonna be snortin some shit
me: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ID SNORT SHIT THROUGH ANYTHING LESS THAN A 20?!
Jul 5th
June 2011
18 posts
Jun 30th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 14th
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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath (The Bell Jar)
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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i think next year im going to try to avoid...
and rely on dumpster diving and scraps left over at work. adultstylee.
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Jun 12th
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“Being strong and independent doesn’t mean you are invincible and don’t have...”
– renee ruin (via theboobsmilk)
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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lather. rinse. REPEAT.
oh my god shes so cool i love hanging out with her. oh my god shes so good in bed i love sleeping with her. oh my god shes so funny i love talking to her. oh my god shes so tough i love partying with her. oh my god shes so amazing i love ditching her for the next broad. AND WE WONDER WHY IM JADED?!?!?!?!?!
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 7th
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May 2011
17 posts
May 28th
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 4th
May 4th
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May 4th
January 2011
10 posts
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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Gameboy condoms:
charlottefive: ary: syksy: icanseerightthroughyou: Ben Marsh created these Nintendo inspired condom packages for a sexual health campaign.  oh my. always reblog lol at large being ‘donkey shlong’ Amazing MUST HAVE
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
OH FUCK DO I LOVE MYSELF.
Jan 13th